ed-kward:

He’s trying so hard not to laugh

quentintortellini:

chadleymacguff:

obbz08:

xkeepyourheadupkidx:

STOP

is this real

LET HER LIVE

this was only a month ago she shoulda learned better by now

human-chernobyl:

Nope.

Nope.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

I just want my brother back

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

image

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.